Spooner's Patch
CreatorJohnny Speight, Ray Galton
Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
Seasons
3
Episodes
19
Country
United Kingdom
Status
Ended
Cast
Ronald Fraser
DI Spooner · 6 eps
Donald Churchill
DI Spooner · 13 eps
John Lyons
PC Killick · 19 eps
Peter Cleall
DC Bulsover · 19 eps
Patricia Hayes
The Traffic Warden · 14 eps
Norman Rossington
PC Goatman · 6 eps
Dermot Kelly
Kelly · 6 eps
Donald Morley
Mayor · 3 eps
John Clegg
Vicar · 2 eps
Ronnie Brody
Man in Police Station · 2 eps
Lynn Farleigh
Mrs Webster · 2 eps
Ava Cadell
Greta · 2 eps
Roy Kinnear
Mayor · 1 eps
Lee Whitlock
Boy · 1 eps
Jonathan Cecil
Capt Jim · 1 eps
Ballard Berkeley
Bank Manager · 1 eps
Reginald Marsh
Senior Police Officer · 1 eps
John Barron
Golf Club President · 1 eps
Wendy Richard
Girl · 1 eps
James Villiers
Film Producer · 1 eps
Amanda Barrie
Spooner's Girlfriend · 1 eps
Bill Treacher
Car Owner · 1 eps
Bella Emberg
Mayor's Wife · 1 eps
Mavis Pugh
Woman · 1 eps
Anthony Sharp
Doctor · 1 eps
Jack Douglas
Man in Car · 1 eps
Barrie Rutter
Psychiatrist · 1 eps
Debbie Linden
Film Girl · 1 eps
Harry Fowler
Jimmy the Con · 1 eps
Roy Barraclough
Landlord · 1 eps
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Episode Guide
1
The Unwanted Prisoner
Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.
2
The Morning After...
Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.
3
The Share-Out
Bribery and corruption?
Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.
4
The Presentation Clock
Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.
5
Par for the Course
Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.
6
The Share-Out
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...
