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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
★ 6.3 /10
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025 · 113
Dir. Mary Bronstein
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”
★ 6.3 /10 (303) • 2025 • 1h 53m
Drama
Director Mary Bronstein
Screenplay Mary Bronstein
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Release
Oct 10, 2025
Budget
$2M
Revenue
$2M
Country
United States of America

Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
 Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
 Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)

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Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You? If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available for streaming on HBO Max, HBO Max Amazon Channel.
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You? The main cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You? If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is directed by Mary Bronstein.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You? If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1h 53m. It was released in 2025.
What genre is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You? If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a Drama film. It has a rating of 6.3/10 with 303 votes.
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