Hitmen
CreatorJoe Markham, Joe Parham
Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.
Seasons
2
Episodes
12
Country
United Kingdom
Status
Ended
Cast
Sue Perkins
Fran · 12 eps
Mel Giedroyc
Jamie Koslowski · 12 eps
Katherine Parkinson
Kat Gaitskill · 5 eps
Asim Chaudhry
Charles · 4 eps
Tonya Cornelisse
Liz · 4 eps
Jason Watkins
The Lawyer · 1 eps
Sophia Di Martino
Annie Maddox · 1 eps
Sian Clifford
The Accountant · 1 eps
Nick Mohammed
The Human Spider · 1 eps
Mathew Baynton
Kieran Roberts · 1 eps
Nina Wadia
Siobhan Burman · 1 eps
Alice Lowe
Kirsty (voice) · 1 eps
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Robin Sharma · 1 eps
Alex Lowe
Danny Kemp · 1 eps
Stephen Boxer
Mr. K. · 1 eps
Leo Bill
The DJ · 1 eps
Andrew Brooke
Nikhil · 1 eps
Chizzy Akudolu
Tina Bartrum · 1 eps
Mike Wozniak
Michael · 1 eps
Kieran Hodgson
Radio DJ (voice) · 1 eps
Liam Williams
Drive-Through Voice (voice) · 1 eps
Pandora Clifford
Nat · 1 eps
Jason Maza
The Dealer · 1 eps
Jarred Christmas
Leo · 1 eps
Alisdair Simpson
Jim · 1 eps
Jessica Knappett
Caroline · 1 eps
Gavin Spokes
The Weapons Guy · 1 eps
Tomi May
Rusnac · 1 eps
Dan Tetsell
Mascot · 1 eps
Aaron Neil
Grant Packem · 1 eps
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Hitmen
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Now TVEpisode Guide
1
Birthday
It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.
2
Money
Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted
3
Woods
Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.
4
Dog
Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel as part of a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ, but a vicious dog brings them a whole world of trouble.
5
Rivals
There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.
6
Nikhil
Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.
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